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me:  Oh what the fuck
friend:  what happened?
me:  this scenario I created in my head got intense
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soltreis:

I am happy now
but I miss where I used to be

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mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

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I don’t know how I’m gonna make it through four years of this

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alxbrn:

soul:

My ears are getting kind of cold.

   Can you help me warm them

                         with your thighs?

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                    ❝ I’m no Fred Flinstone, but
                     I can make YOUR bed rock. 

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http://targaryaens.tumblr.com/post/97603327681/im-the-asshole-that-invisiblespork-why-yes

im-the-asshole-that:

invisiblespork:

Why yes, you are correct im-the-asshole-that. I really really hate boomers constantly shitting on my generation.

At my job, I once had to take a training course called “Dealing with Difficult People.” And during that course, for no apparent…

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dumbshingekis:

[kaworu voice] NERV more like NERD ha ha nice high waisted pants shinji kun u fuckin loser

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nina-rd:

by aqua regia

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

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Natalie Dormer for Esquire Magazine
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fma + text posts

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nyaatorrents:

spoiler pic of sasuke in chapter 693

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 portraits of Rinko by Jesse Frohman

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kanopener:

this is the best frame in duel monsters no one can convince me otherwise

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grolia:

How to (not) protect you and your beloved from the rain with your school blazer.

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